These are a challenging and controversial and that’s why so interesting times right now.
Closed boarders, airports, cancelled flights and quarantine have destroyed all of my travel plans, which were many 😢, put on ice the idea to have a March escape somewhere under the palms, visit my parents in StP and friends in Paris in April, looks like my trip to Bourgogne in May won’t happen too and the idea to celebrate my birthday in NYC doesn’t sound that good (and possible) anymore… At the same time for the first time in the last 3 years I don’t travel every week for work and finally have time for my private life… Which doesn’t exist due to quarantine right now. I have finally perfectly organized my wardrobe but don’t have any opportunity to walk it out and supermarket visit seems to be a perfect alternative for a night out now. Daily emails from #ELLE suggesting the newest trend for the current month are even more ridiculous now, guys seriously?! The hottest trend of this month – a leopard mini dress! Where the hell are we supposed to wear it to? Taking out trash? Pharmacy, when trying to buy a mask without any success, again?! I can’t meet my friends but I have more time to invest into my friendships. Apparently, this situation meets many people the same way as with the beginning of the quarantine I’ve started to hear from people I wasn’t in contact lately. I bet everyone experiences it now and might even restore the “boys list”, in case it got lost, or finally recall for whom the kill count on the ribs stands. The quarantine has its positive effects too, eg while we are living in a very fast world and usually forced to take decisions about certain actions and feelings right here and right now, without having the chance to “investigate” them or gather more emotional information, the time of slow down gives us the opportunity to change the pattern. Some superficial connections will fall off by themselves and some communications will get deeper, well not that deep, quarantine, you know… 😜
As one of the memes said, this must be the funniest quarantine ever, if we judge by the number of funny memes flying around. I even was thinking of starting to learn French, instead of working on my Italian or learning Spanish, because French memes seem to be really fun. That said, at some point of time the number of daily communications has drastically increased and so did the number of memes and funny videos received and forwarded every day. All those memes can be divided in 3 major groups: about boredom during quarantine (20%), about obstacles of spending time with wives/husbands/kids/partners (10%) and about sex, the remaining percentage.
And that said… there will be consequences of this pandemic we will face besides lost lives and economic recession …
After only 2 weeks of quarantine all people suddenly started to feel extreme lack of sex, became 24/7 horny and suddenly the only thing they can think of and talk about now is sex. Come on!!! Who are you lying to? Most of you never had such a regular sex life before the quarantine, even with yourself! It seems that folks don’t comprehend the idea of home office concept and now just sitting home and watching Porn Hub (here as a general name for porn sites). So now these people who’ve been taking advantage of free premium services on said web sites till their hands got numb during such a long isolation (I’m afraid it will take one more month at least) will be coming to all those kinky/fancy/pervert (grade depends on reader) ideas because sure, I get the point, it’s getting boring…
As a result of this 2/3/4/… weeks pornhub marathon the majority of them will think that now they are such fuckin experts (oh my, hold me two!) but the fact is, they didn’t know how and what to do with their dicks before and they still don’t! because doing it with the right/left hand doesn’t count as experience in this case but now they have all those holy shit fancy ideas! And we will get a society full of “teenagers” (no matter the age), who are oversexed, underfucked and have no clue what to do with their dicks! 😏
I think I’ll be afraid of men after the quarantine since you never know, what did they invent in their dreams during the period of boredom 🤓 A sex quarantine for a while after might be a good idea…
Social standards and the idea of a small talk have experienced some transformation too. Typical small talk topics such as job, private life, travels have been replaced through” are you quarantined alone?” and if the answer is “yes”, you can actually hear “AHAAAAAAA!” while seeing “XYZ is typing…” and there you go – do you watch Pornhub? Do you masturbate? How often? Every day? Several times? What kind of vibrator do you use? Send me a pic or let’s do it together (you see, Pornhub is getting boring and content is studied by hard). And all of this fuckin peer pressure! If you don’t masturbate every day, or actually every morning and every evening, and probably a couple of other times during the day, something is seriously wrong with you. Are you not into sex? Sorry guys, the first session was so intense, I’m still exhausted…
And you know what…? Exactly in these tough times you realize who are your real friends… While buddies are curious about new sex toys supply, horny dudes try to force you to buy some new and send a picture of, with and while, real friends recommend you one and send it to you. Because real friends do care and wish you well!
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